May 2013
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zarryforeverandever:
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
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ddowney:
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
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mylastwordsbeforeidie:
Thanks for being in my childhood
Thanks for being in my preteen / teen years
Thanks for being in the last years of my adolescence and early in my adulthood.
But most of all, thanks for being my superheroes.
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wanktissue:
if nude photos of a person are spread and you blame the person for taking the photos instead of the person that spread them then you’re fuckin scum
watsony:
lights will guide you home
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hitlersasshole:
my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
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fan-troll:
you’ll notice me eventually, senpai
it’s only
a matter
OF TIME
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pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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basedkyoko:
deciding to color your art more like
foodtrucker:
i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to
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